I know, I know, it's Scotland, it's winter, what did I expect? I hate being cold though, it's rubbish. :-(

Another day, another smelly bus full of chavvy people for whom having a quiet conversation is just not an option. They have to SHOUT and use the words fuck and cunt after nearly every other word. SHUT UP. We don't give a toss about the three kids you're not allowed to see or how much you're going to drink tonight or that you're going to beat some other chav up or that you shagged some guy even though he shagged some other bint and she's up the duff...

I know I swear a lot and talk rubbish quite often but not complete bollocks like that and not VERY LOUDLY at the back of the fucking bus.

*And breath*

Sorry, rant over!

47,360 Nano words! I can feel the end coming! Can you believe I've written nearly 50,000 word and not a single sex scene?! Actually, it's not that muc of a surprise as I am hopeless at writing sex. Doesn't bode well for upcoming fic writing l! Haha!

Hope everyone is well and enjoying that there isn't too long to go before it's the weekend again!

It's nearly payday (Monday) and soon it will be time to put up the a Christmas tree! Yay! If you'd like a Christmas card from me and missed my post yesterday, drop me an email or send a private message (or text me, my number is kicking about somewhere!) with where to send it and I shall do so! :-)

45045 words!!! Very exciting!

I could have written more but was constantly distracted by reading the Anon TG fic battle thingy. There was some really fabulous stuff in there. There was also some stuff that made me go "oh dear... that's not right" and more simply, "WTF?" but seeing as I didn't write anything (mostly because I didn't know what it was until bellap74 told me about it!) I shouldn't really judge.

I have had about two and a half hours sleep all put together... I was up til half 6 this morning what with writing and fic-reading and then it was blowing a gale outside (still is) and rain was hammering down on the roof (still is!) so I hardly slept at all. I am seriously going to die at work, then I have to come home and bash out another 1500/2000 words - arghhhh!

You will all be glad to know that it's nearly the end of the month and I will stop going on about this stupid NanoWriMo! In fact I'll probably stop going on about everything as I plan to sleep through as much of December as I can to make up for this month! Hehe!

OOoh and if anyone would like me to send them a Christmas card (feeling generous this year!), please do give me your contact details (email me - saturdaynightfry@hotmail.co.uk or send a Private Message, I can't be bothered to set up comment screening - lazy but true) and I shall remember to buy some stamps! :D

Hope everyone has a lovely, lovely day even thought the weather is scary! xxxxxxx

43,547 words! That's it for the night, turning in early! :D

Favourite line so far? Has to be this:

(Dr Kim Paige to Robbie on finding him in Jonny's bed at the hospital)

"You looked very cute," said the doctor. "All curled up like a little hamster!"

Not that Robbie is remotely based on someone that may or may not have the nickname Hamster! *cough*. What?! Stop looking at me like that and giggling!

Was going to reward myself with Top Gear but oh no, couldn't be all simple could it? Nooo... Bloody Internet is broken AGAIN. Thank God for my lovely Hamster-phone otherwise I'd go mad if I was completely cut off!

(But Claire, you are completely mad!)

*giggles* Oh yeah, that's right!

Got all 11 pages of the TG Anon Pron Battle (or whatever it's called) saved to my mems. Not going to start now, will be my treat for tomorrow!

Hope everyone is well and lovely!

Love and smooches to everyone!

Nearly at 39,000 words. Perhaps I should try to stay up and try to hit 40,000! Then I'll have a week to write the final 10,000. Though I'm thinking, I'll probably have to write more than that as I'm not quite sure how to steer it towards the end! :D

Oh my God, how amazing was Top Gear last night? I think that was one of the best episodes for quite a while, I have never laughed so much in ages. My dad was quite taken aback by how much and how loudly I was laughing! Geoff! James' penis! Jez and Richard discussing "size matters"! Richard clearly wearing one of James or Jeremy's shirts as it was far too big for him! Heh heh heh!

I really have nothing worth saying at all, I just felt the need to take a wee break from writing! 1300 words til 40,000. Might treat myself to watching TG again to inspire me! :D

*EDIT 40,692 words!!! *collapses on bed* Will sleep til 11 I think then try for 41,500 before work!

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Hahahahahahaha, another (er not very nice) TG reference in The Thick of It tonight! Glenn and Phil are taking about who the Stig is and Phil says he reckons that it's "May, Hammond and Clarkson as Stig is an anagram of gits." Oh dear. I shouldn't be giggling but I am!

Also, has anyone watched The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson? Well on tonight's ep there was a TG sketch. The challenge was to find the best way to burn money! Jezza set it on fire, Richard (who was played by a woman - Deborah Stephenson) tried to dig a hole to bury it with a pick axe before getting a JCB involved and James won the contest by spending it all on wine and then fell off his chair, drunkenly declaring "you're my best mates!" Again I shouldn't have laughed, but I did... a lot!

Also... drunk Claire might be er... drunk! :D

Lots and lots and lots of love! :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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( Stuff you really want to know about me... ahahaha! )

It's Friday! Yaaaaaay! Yup, that Friday feeling is back after a week off last week!

Possibly due to the fact that work was an utter skive (I love that word) as the computer system was down for maintenance, so no taxes coded tonight!

Good mood slightly tarnished due too complete cock of a bus driver. I put my travel card on the reader as always and then took it off after it bleeped - as always. He asked me, not very in the nicest of tones to put it back on the reader. I asked why as it had bleeped and he said he hadn't seen the photo so I put it back on. He looked at the photo and said "that's not you" to which which I responded that it was. He said "doesn't look like you.". The photo was taken at the beginning of the year when I had long hair which I was wearing up in the photo but you could tell it was me as I had the same glasses and well... apart from the hair I looked exactly the bloody same. He said it was against the law to use a stolen card and he'd have to report me. Naturally I was pissed off and turned round and said "do I look like the sort of person who would need to steal a bus card?". He said it took all sorts so I got my provisional license out and showed him that. I looked quite different in that as it was taken when I was 16 and pointed out that it was the same name. He eventually relented and accepted it was card and let me go and sit down. Not impressed.

Off home to treat myself to last Sunday's TG and a glass of wine! Ooh and writing... Lots of writing as I didn't do any last night and it's on a rather large cliffhanger!

Hope you all have been cock bus driver free!

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So... I bought Heat magazine today as it contained the results of the Weird Crush Poll! I ended up reading the whole mag on my way into work and oh my God... I am telling you honestly that I could feel my intelligence slipping several levels! If you are an avid reader of that particular publication, I do apologise, no offence meant but I don't have room in my brain for all that kind of thing, I'm trying to save some of the little brain power I have for trying to get a new job!

However, yay for all three TG boys AND Stiggy being in the top ten! I lol-ed at their discription of The Top Gear sex factory"! Damn right.

One thing though - how is Richard Hammond a "weird" crush? I mean I would argue that none of the boys are, but loads of people fancy Richard (grrr, he's mine!) it's not all that weird!

They were also mentioned on the "Spotted" page as being seen having a "pre-series get together" at some restuarant in Soho. I think you'll find Heat, that it was a date! Hehe!

One more day to work this week and the computer system is down - woohoo!

Off home now to read a book about the code breakers at Bletchley Park in the hope of saving my brain before is is completely reduced to mince! :D

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OMG!

*squeeeeee*

After getting off my bus into town I thought I would just pop into Markies before getting my next bus out to work. I went in and right down to the foodhall and was immediately met by a table FULL of TG stuff!!! I fear I may have squee-ed out loud!

There was lots of remote control stuff, a Stiggy bank, a mug (want), a Stig pen (want), a Stig keyring (want), DVDs (have) and LITTLE MODELS OF THE AMPHIBIOUS CARS (want, want, WANT)!!!

I nearly bought the lot but, uncharacteristically, I put on a great display of self control and didn't get anything. Roll on a week on Monday for my next payday, Christmas shopping be damned! This is the sort of stuff that one must have. XD

I shall have to do masses of writing when I get in from work tonight to save myself from the temptations of the M&S website!

Also, hi! Hope all is well for everyone. :-)

*sits on bus squeeing*

I'm writing this here cos I don't know where else to put it.

The lovely and amazing bellap74 has posted a J/J fic and I've just read it. I feel like a right bitch because I ought to post something under it in reply but I don't really know what to put. It seems to be a place for everyone who loves J/J to share and revel in their love for it so not really my place at all but I'd feel even worse if I didn't say anything about it at all.

I absolutely love her writing and the fic I'm talking about is really, very good, so well written and really funny (though not the the bit about Jeremy going to kick Hammond!) and it's really rather sweet but I felt a bit weird posting a comment so I didn't.

There really isn't very much point to this except to say that I am a bit mental and I absolutely love bellap74 's writing and she is absolutely wonderful and lovely and everything fabulous!

I think this Nano story is killing my mind... ;-)

Tuesday! I quite like Tuesdays. Tuesday means that I get to go home to James! Always such a lovely feeling knowing that he is on iPlayer, waiting for me. <3

Shock news for you - last night I read a J/J fic... And I enjoyed it!!! It was really sweet and lovely and I didn't even pretend that one of them was Richard! Before you get all excited, I tried reading a couple more J/J fics and I wasn't feeling it at all. Still R/Je or R/Ja or OT3 for me in general!

Almost 30,000 Nano words as of last night - I'm rather pleased I have to say!

Dreamt I was sharing a hotel room with Jezza and he kept waking me up by asking if I was asleep! Eventually he got up and got into my bed, saying he couldn't sleep without a cuddle! Rather cute :-)

Am on my way home from work and it's freezing, my poor fingers are all frozen! Looking forwards to getting home - hot cuppa and James!

Kept sneaking looks at the pic of my Hamster that bellap74 posted yesterday for me when I was at work - made me feel all tingly and happy! My work is evil, we can't have our phones on (though we all do...) and we can't use the net or even listen to the radio. They don't even like us having a chat, not that we pay much attention to that either.

There's chav girl at the back of the bus having a very loud argument over the phone with her boyfriend. Always entertainment on this bus!!!

Right... Off to find some slash to keep me company for the rest of the journey! :-)

I'm so tired! I'm going to be in a horrible mood all day I can just tell - oh noes.

Went to bed at about quarter to six this morning, I was up all night writing. I was getting really behind with NanoWriMo, so I really wanted to give it a good crack. I wrote almost 4000 words and am just over today's target. Will write some more tonight, trying and push on a bit more. I am sitting on 26,878 words. So... Robbie has broken into Jonny's flat, found Jonny, called an ambulance and gone to the hospital with him. He angsted a lot in the waiting room and has now been allowed to see him. It's all very tense and quite sad. Still got quite a lot left to write to hit the target so no happiness yet!! Poor loves!

STILL haven't watched last night's Top Gear. It's such a shock, I know. It was supposed to be my treat for all the writing I did last night, but my arsey internet gave up on me and so I couldn't see it. I'm wondering whether I should watch it before or after work. If I save it, I'll have the warm feeling that I have my boys to come home too but if I watch it now, I'll be able to randomly giggle at things I remember about it whilst working... Hmmmm...

Also have to pay a flying visit to my friend Laura who managed to get herself into a car accident last night. Some total twat had left his car, not in a lay-by but at the side of the road on the by-pass into Edinburgh, it was dark and he had no hazard lights on. Laura didn't see it and drove right into the back leading to the car rolling over into the central reservation and then back over again, coming to a halt in the middle of the road. Fucking hell!!! I spoke to her on the phone last night and she sounded okay, they'd let her out of hospital after only a couple of hours but she must be feeling like shit. I think I shall have to call her Hamster now! ;-)

Well... I shall go and wash my hair and decide whether to Top Gear or not to Top Gear!

Hope all my fluffy chicks are well and those who were there, have recovered from TGL! :-) xxxxxxxxxx

EDIT:

Just clicked on to the BBC iPlayer site and there's a big notice up: BBC iPlayer is down for maintenance. We'll be back shortly.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This means no Top Gear even if I wanted to watch it just now... that's just cruel and evil. This is an "oh cock" moment of the highest order. I'm off to sit rocking backwards and forwards in the corner... *wibble*

Oh my God... watching latest episode of The Thick of It... (anyone who watches it will know what I mean, anyone who doesn't will be thinking "what the fuck are you on about)...

Ollie sees Phil coming into the Department on the "Opposition Visit" and goes up to him, shouting "Oi, Oi, James fucking May..."

I nearly peed myself laughing!

Oh my God!

Not nearly enough Malcolm tonight...

First time I've been out in ages and oh my God... I've already got a hangover. I only got in two hours ago and I have skipped the happy, giggly, being drunk stage and I've gone on to being hungover... WHY? So unfair!

Will have to buy a bottle of wine and down it tomorrow, I bet I feel fine! :D Ooooh actually, will need to get the booze in, TG is back! I might miss it first time around as I might go visit some relatives but it will be waiting for me on iPlayer, which is pretty much my best friend (apart from you beautiful people)!

Oooh anyone fancy writing the rest of my Nano fic? I do love it but oh my God having to write it is... *bangs head against the wall* I know exactly how I want it to go and it will have a nice fluffy ending but honestly, writing it is driving me mad!

Not got anything to say really... will come back later with a hopefully non-hungover post! Hehehe!

In the middle of watching X Factor, so will watch the rest of that then go to sleep and hopefully dream of Richard, James, Jez, Peter Capaldi and David Heathcote! :D :D :D :D

Stolen from starpanties and waqaychay

( Stuff that you really wanna know! )

Well that was fun now, wasn't it?! I am bored but completely wide awake... Have been trying to do some writing but I've written about 100 words since midnight, it's not going well. I know where the story is going and what should be happening but I just don't seem to be able to write it... I'm also being distracted by various things... Toy Stories (which it has taken me til now to watch) and other things I've missed during the week.

I've decided, I really, really want to marry James May. He is The One, no-one else will ever do... Well apart from Richard of course but he's properly, legally married with the bit of paper and everything and James isn't so... No that it makes any difference I suppose! Haha! Actually, now I think of it, I don't think I'd really be able to choose... Oh well, it's not as if I'm ever going to be in that situation but I can dream!

Talking about dreaming, I was on the bus to work the other day and flicking through the Metro (free paper on buses and trains, tabloid-y, celeb-gossip-y, but a fair way to pass the time on the bus!) and right out of the blue, with no warning or anything, was a picture of Sarah Brown (absolute love of my life, my first lady, above Sarah F, Francie and even Mindy) wearing the most beautiful green dress. It was the most revealing thing she's ever been photographed (in the national press anyway!) in and oh my God she looked amazing. I just sat there, staring open-mouthed at the page. Sarah really is a beautiful woman but oh my God... she just looked stunning. Seriously, if she got home and Gordon didn't take her immediately to bed then there really is something wrong with him!!! (Love you too Mr Brown, your wife... different league!)

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I am going to watch a programme about the Orient Express, the last in a (all too short) series about "Art Deco Icons" which has been fab. It's presented by a guy called David Heathcote, who I've fallen a little bit in love with and become a little bit obsessed with... if you Google him and see a photo of him, you will probably be able to work out why! ;-) Actually no, don't bother... Here's one:

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Hope all is well with all the gorgeous people I know and love! :D xxxxxx

Sooooo... It's Thursday (boo) but the weekend is coming (yay)!

Written 21,109 words of Nano story - stuff is actually happening now! I've almost killed Jonny and Robbie is having a bit of a panic and as I stopped writing, he was kicking in the door of Jonny's flat! Oooo the drama!!!

I'm not jealous of those who have been/are going to MPH/TG Live... I'm not... Honest! Okay, I am sick with jealousy but it's my own fault, I nearly bought a ticket and then didn't. Next year though... Oh yes! Next year!

Not much to say really, going to work, wish I didn't have to but I do and I really, really fancy RH, JM and JC! As always!

Stay lovely darlings! xxxx

I was continuing with my Nano "fic" last night and it appears that I have sent poor Jonny into a complete nervous meltdown!  The poor thing has gone completely mad and I feel terribly sorry for him but I quite like the way that it's gone.  I wasn't really planning it happening like this but so far I'm fairly happy.  The bit where I left off sees poor Jonny get very ill... can Robbie get to him on time?  Will he be able to save Jonny?  Will true love conquer all?  Can I really be bothered writing all of this rubbish?!  Heh heh heh!

Work last night was ultra dull but I found myself being very distracted... Richard Hammond, James May, Jeremy Clarkson... certain things have have been discussed in previous posts... mmmmmmmmmm!  Oh my God it's so hard to concentrate on working out tax codes when thoughts like THAT are going through my head!  So apologies to everyone whose tax code I've screwed up so far... it'll be fine, you can claim all the money we've wrongly taken from you at the end of the tax year... and if you owe us money... er well... nothing to do with me... oops!

Only Tuesday, urgh... feels like it should be at least Thursday.  Had enough with work already.  I've still got AGES til I'm next on holiday, boring, boring, boring.  Oh well, shouldn't complain really... James tonight when I get home from work :-) :-) :-) and TOP GEAR ON SUNDAY!!!!!  Hurrrraaaayyyy!  Happy days and all of that!  Sundays are made to be spent in the company of Jez, Hamster and the Captain, so glad they're back.

Anyway, enough of this rubbish, I'm going to watch the Thick of It again and then head off into town early so I can get my first Dark Cherry Mocha of the year!  Or... perhaps a Gingerbread Latte... oooog the choices!  

Stay beautiful my fluffy kittens! :D xxxxx

So Monday has come around again! However instead of the usual Monday gloom, I'm feeling rather great today! It's a shock, I know!

I hit 15,330 words in Nano last night which I am super happy with as the last few days I just couldn't be bothered with it. There is a wee bit that I'm going to have to change but it shouldn't be too bad and if I stay up all night again, I won't fall behind again. Yay!

Last night on my previous entry there was a lot of perversion, er discussion about Richard and his Morrison's chocolate orange gâteau (I can his his voice saying that in my mind as I write this, having a crisis on a bus is not advised!) and then I remembered that I told bellap74 that I'd write her a fic when NanoWriMo was over. So I think that this fic is going to have quite a lot of whipped cream in it... Mmmm! My friend Fiona was on about James in bike leathers and so I started thinking about that and, inevitably of course, started thinking about Richard in leathers too. So, whipped cream and bike leathers - good combination yes/yes?!

Before I left the house, I discovered a Wispa in my room that had been left too close to the fan heater so it was all melty so I ate it. There is just something about eating melted chococlate that sends my brain into some filthy places!!! Might have to add it to whipped cream and leathers for fic ideas...

Well, no prizes for guessing what I'll be thinking about at work tonight! (If anyone says work you really need to read more fic!). Hope all is well and lovely with everyone.

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</div></a>11875 / 50000 words. 24% done!</div>Really want to get on and kick serious word count ass tomorrow, tonight I was too tired.

Also have just seen the Christmas Morrison's ad... Oh Richard... Just his voice makes me want to... well, you know!!! He is absolutely fucking delicious! As are his mates Mr James May and Mr Jeremy Clarkson. Can't wait for next Sunday! :D

Also, just so you know, will possibly be trying to avoid LJ as much as I can whenever MPH is mentioned as I'll probably want to kill myself as I almost bought myself a ticket and then changed my mind at the last minute as I didn't want to go alone and didn't feel brave enough to ask anyone if I could go along with them... Arggghhhh!

I'm going to be a big cousin again in June! My uncle and his new wife are expecting a baby - very exciting for them! Very weird for me, I will be 24 and have a newborn, tiny little baby cousin, how weird is that?!

My brother got done for drink driving last night - what a stupid cock. Our other brother (his twin) got done a couple of years ago, not long after he'd passed his test and so the parents thought that after seeing what Mark went through, Murray would be such a cock and do something similar. How wrong they were... Seriously, my family drive me round the fucking bend and I cannot wait to get out of here - just need the job and the pay packet that will allow me to do it... arghhh!

Enough ranting from me, I'm going back to drooling over certain Hamsters... yum! :D :D :D :D

Some of the reasons I love this man!  He is so charming and witty and utterly, utterly gorgeous! :D  These make me laugh so much!

www.youtube.com/user/wildrosey#p/u

www.youtube.com/user/wildrosey#p/u/1/T9B1jCwSlto

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The last one makes me want to give him so many huggles and love him forever!  He's such a darling! :D

Shameless Hamster-fancier and Proud Of It! :D  (Yes, I may have had a few glasses of wine, but it doesn't lessen it any!) 

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